🐸 collection
- wait until the pressure is unbearable, then become unstoppable
- open 47 tabs so at least one of them feels correct
- if it’s confusing, stare at it longer
- do a completely different task that somehow feels productive
- reorganize everything instead of starting
- drink coffee and hope for transformation
- if you can’t decide, do nothing and feel bad about it
🧠 why this is funny
- it’s all technically real
- it feels productive in the moment
- it avoids the actual problem
⚡ hidden truth
- most of these are attempts to avoid uncertainty or pressure
🔗 connections
